If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy: Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out. Wayne Campbell: Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is. Stacy: Well, are you going to go to the Gasworks tonight? Wayne Campbell: No. Stacy: Don't you want to open your present? Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset. Stacy: Open it. Wayne Campbell: Ok. What is it? Stacy: It's a gun rack....